Sunday, November 6, 2011

A Teenager Is

A Teenager is...

A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number.

A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before breakfast/

A youngster who receives his/her allowance on Monday,spends it on Tuesday,and borrows from his/her best friend on Wednesday.

Someone who can hear a song by Madonna played three blocks away buy not his mother calling from the next room.

A whiz who can operate the latest computer without a lesson but can't make a bed.

A student who will spend 12 minutes studying for her history exam and 12 hours for her driver's license.

A youngster who has the energy to ride a bike for miles,but is usually too tired to dry the dishes.

Ac connoisseir of two kinds of dine music:Loud and Very Loud.

A young woman who loves the cat and tolerates her brother.

A person who is always late for dinner but always on time for a rock concert.

A romantic who never falls in love more than once a week.

A budding beauty who never smiles until her braces come off.

A bot who can sleep until noon on any Saturday when he suspects the lawn needs mowing.

An original thinker who is positive that her mother was never a teenager.

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